Duvet Dancing

Greenpeace has looked into one of humanity’s favourite pastimes and uncovered the passion that can make a difference for our environment. 

Please note that the jokes below are theirs not tiptheplanets… ours would’ve been significantly better.

  • Turn off the lights. We all have to do our part to stop climate change, energy reduction and energy efficiency are an important part of changing our energy culture. If you want to see your partner, or what you are doing, have sex during the day.
  • Passion for fruit? If you like to use produce to get the blood boiling, make sure it is GE-free. There have not been enough studies on genetically engineered foods to know what the effects on our diets will be, let alone the affects of using it for more intimate activities.
  • Oysters and other shellfish can be potent aphrodisiacs, but our oceans are being destroyed at an unprecedented rate – we need to stop plundering for pleasure. Instead you can support sustainable community-based operations in the Amazon rainforest choosing from two popular and plentiful herbal and fruit drinks, guaran and caju, for more than just a clean conscience.
  • Forget the fossil fuel based lubricants like petroleum jelly! Esso’s screwing the planet, but you don’t have to.
  • Role playing games can be fun as long as both partners are consenting and comfortable with the boundaries. So if you and your partner want to dress up and play “George Bush and Corporate America at the Earth Summit” or other S&M style games, agree on what’s permissible and what’s not up front. And remember that games – like fantasies – are not real life.
  • Use Vegan Approved Condoms.
  • Dispose of your various bits and bobs in a place where they won’t harm the planet.

52 Responses to “Duvet Dancing”

  1. henry Says:

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    áëàãîäàðåí!…

  2. Eugene Says:

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    ñýíêñ çà èíôó….

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